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“Schooling” a toxic couple. #comedy #standup #mattrife #redflag #funny #crowdwork

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  1. @AA-gt1lc says:

    NEVER believed in " BEST FRIEND " of opposite sex and NEVER WILL. Start preparing the divorce papers.

  2. Matt is so fucking hot

  3. Someday she's gonna say, i don't know, it just happened.

  4. I cant even hide it bro has me crying EVERY short I see

  5. I love this guy

  6. That guy needs to see the writing on the wall and let her go.

  7. Run from her dude

  8. Sounds like my old boyfriend.

  9. Cheesy. Scripted. Lol no idk jk

  10. I actually know many teachers who are great friends. My grandma is a teacher and is great friends with many fellow teachers. If there's jealousy there's no trust but if the trust has been broken I understand as well

  11. PERFECT! HISTORY!

  12. The sooner western men and women realize that ISLAM is the solution and the #ZionistAgenda isn’t, The better…..no bf/gf. Straight to marriage. No befriending the opposite gender. Segregated gatherings. The fruits of living according to divine rules = family structure, eating good, sleeping good, living good, till death and after too

    The problem with women working (outdoors) and going out alone is, they won’t necessarily cheat but they’ll come home and gradually become ungrateful. I go outside and cross paths with men drooling for me, making me feel and appreciated but then I come home to this guy…. Like what’s he doing with his life??

    See that’s the thing, back in the 1800’s and early 1900’s, women truly just belonged to their husbands

    Now, these (western and western washed) women think they’re advanced and educated but ask yourself this…. If you’re so advanced and educated, why are your men going for women around the world when there’s enough women in the west.

    You’re a teacher, doctor, lawyer, CEO …. And your husband doesn’t wanna be with you??

    That’s not cuz he’s threatened by your success. It’s cuz you don’t even know what success is (in marriage)

    Women around the world VS western & western washed women is like

    – women around the world cook
    – western washed women know how to order takeout

    – those women know how to stay home, be patient and grateful to hubby
    – these women know how to work and be a man

    – those women want one man (not just by nature)
    – these women want a husband, the male best friend and the mail man

    So what’s it gonna be for these sorry excuses for wives??

    OnlyHusbands? Or OnlyFans?

    But again, because these western men don’t live according to divine rules, they live their lives like a pay as you go plan too and don’t know when to draw the line. Wife’s got a male friend?? These #Simps don’t know how to react.

  13. @miked815 says:

    Lol women are so naive. And most seem to lack any sort of situational awareness.

  14. Anyone know the name of the comedian?

  15. Best friend with benefits

  16. @Good1dude says:

    A woman who has a male best friend and fights to keep him is either cheating or planning to … applies to men with female best friends as well

  17. I BET SHES WITH THAT TEACHER NOW!! 1ST RED FLAG

  18. Hello dear it kim

  19. No entendí nada, no sé inglés, pero que pibe hermosoo LPM

  20. The math and science teachers at my school were caught getting freaky in the boys bathroom several times at my old school, they were both married btw and not to each other

  21. Thanks for the comment Matt.I like your style of comedy. Take Care and Be Safe

  22. Come on, no physics in chemistry man

  23. Any girl that has a male "best friend" while having a bf, does not respect her bf. idc what anyone else say. your best friend should be ur bf… if u girl has this bs just leave bro

  24. @KelticTim says:

    But you say he’s just a friend….

  25. That was slick hahah

  26. And when they get home, they'll study biology, with a major in human anatomy

  27. Being jealous of your partners friends just mean you arent confident in the stability of your relationship and that you dont trust your partner.
    Which means that it wont survive.

  28. ❤you’re the funniest ❤

  29. Couldn’t agree more! Humor makes connections stronger, even though it’s tough. I’ve had jokes flop too. Timing takes practice, but the Sense of Humor Improvement Program by Habit10x helped me get better. Humor’s worth it—keep sharing those laughs!

  30. Rife is so fucking witty.

  31. This man knows. And the guy is a simp for not breaking up with her on the spot.

  32. Im the 6000th comment EXACTLY

  33. @jghudson says:

    Bet that rude home sucked

  34. @SRADracer says:

    Mad science

  35. @HwyRyder says:

    The guy is ALWAYS trying get some

  36. Bro met Janine Teagues

  37. @L.L says:

    Yeah best friend is a coworker …… we all know where that leads lol

  38. I'm invested. I need a followup on this couple.

  39. If my girls best friend was a guy she would prob just walk home….id be moved out by mornin or she would be….dont be a cuck bud. Get rid of the flirt… byeeeeeeee

  40. I love you. I miss you. I can’t figure out the insta thing so to be safe I’m gonna just stick to here cuz she can only spam me with videos of the likes of Alex as if it bothers me. They stay stalking me to get me to react but I’m not the one being investigated so there’s that plus. Anyways. I really wish you guys could get me out of here. I really really really love you and I wish I knew a way to communicate privately with you instead of this now that they took the private route away. Smooches smooches schmooooooooches. I’m probably gonna bite you so hard when I see you from how much I miss you.

  41. God damn it I was waiting for him to say ohhh so your a pedophile so what student are you dating

  42. @Nan_96 says:

    is he insecurea bout the gay best friend? because they usually are

  43. You dont know what your "best friend" teaches??? Weird af

  44. Again. Quick wit!!

  45. What show is this from- Is there a full video

  46. Why hasn't this fool been canceled yet? He's the one that actually tried to kiss zendaya on wild n out

  47. Best friend but she didn't sound sure what he teaches. He must be good looking

  48. She going to be is HIStory alright

  49. He is so good, so quick! Love him.

  50. I've read you hate this song, cringe when you hear it. That makes me sad. This was heart felt, and you needed to realese it in irder to deal with it. So many kuds just like you, they needed it. The folks with jobs that help adults and children a like to deal with abuse and mental illness needed to hear this, learn from this. Thank you, and i hope your demons have calmed leaving you in a better place internally. Externally what people see is a great man. The very best to you and your family.

  51. My husband is like that he hated my best friend for the longest he finally gave up thinking I would leave him for my best friend. My bestie and I are close cause we went through a lot together especially fighting with depression.

    Anyway my husband and I are into different things compared to my friend and I ie games, anime, comics, and food etc

    I guess he realized i wasnt leaving cause I sat there had two children and married his dumbass lmao
    Im a type of person who out their whole soul into a relationship my loyality is high to a fault lmao

  52. Oh NO…LOL…..he be telling truths right there…….can that lady say…."denial"……?

  53. Doesnt sound it like is goood

  54. I just wanna let yall know if yall didn’t he was on wild n out to so he real famous and I love him so much and his comedy and I wanna say good job on chasing your dreams ❤️❤️

  55. Teachers are as wild as hairdressers watch out for them.

  56. any woman who says her best friend is a man is a giant red flag

  57. @rikosuko says:

    We have learned women these days can not commit to anything. Just sad

  58. That’s what they call landing a plane

  59. Hey, I know I haven’t been writing you novels lately but it’s not cuz I don’t love you or miss you. It’s just cuz I don’t know anything anymore. This situation is gonna turn me into Harley Quinn. I’m sick of the mind games. I’m really sick of feeling like I have no reality and some days I feel like I’m gonna wake up and get told Stef and Jack don’t exist. The gaslighting and the hacking and the games this skank plays when she’s trying to type for me as I’m typing has done a number. Every single person involved from top to bottom SWORE that there would be clear face to face communication and there hasn’t been any. Not a single person has come to communicate with me since this started. It’s been nothing but games. It’s been nothing but bread crumbs in the form of clues. What do you all truly expect of me? I’m being driven mad by a sack of dog shit who wants to take what belongs to me. What I created and no one cares to get me somewhere where I can be safe and free of this. Why? That’s not exactly how I wanted this message to go but at this point I feel like I’m talking to a stranger. I’m being driven mad to the point that I’m questioning my reality and my mental health doesn’t matter to anyone. Literally no one is out there saying she matters and this is done. No one. This game is going to cause me to go over and no one cares. People keep spamming me with oh it’s ok keep going. Keep going where? I was told this would be all over and done with on Halloween. So it’s a mind game everyone is playing to continue to bully and hurt me ? Did I get thrown under the bus so that everyone could take what I offered and not have to look back.? It was all an evil joke? Tell me. Someone for the love of fuck tell me. Someone communicate. Every time I get close to talking to anyone they get ripped away from me because of this false god sack of dog shit who wants to torment me until I go to him. I haven’t known a hug from a safe place in over a year. Look up what that does. I’m tired of this stalker in the apartment above mine. I’m tired of the broken promises and the mind games. Everyone is just playing and gambling with everything I love about myself that I took time to build for myself. Anyways. Off I go to be tormented by this false god once again.

  60. The history line tho

  61. That's a very old pick up line.

  62. Matt is so funny.❤

  63. The best friend is likely gay.

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