Seriously, Indians in america have good roads and less traffic. They can reach on time. In india, there's always traffic because of bad roads, toll roads, etc etc.. that's why most indians never reach on time..
Being an Indian that loves being punctual makes it hard. Especially my wife and my sister in law side are always late. I have to get to hospital by 7am and my wife wakes up on 9 and wants to have breakfast together. So I have to complete my rounds get to breakfast at 9 and be back by 9:30 for main rounds. It's so annoying to keep telling her to be respectful of time.
I mean alot of you crowd is Indian probably not a stretch that they would be Indian if it's 75 percent Indian also theu could of had people sit there for the punch line
LMAO, I didn't realize this was a "cultural" thing with Indians. We had Indians from our company in town for a new project and they were EXTREMELY late every day. The excuse was different every day. One of the program engineers got annoyed with their lateness every day and was happy when they were done so work could get back to normal.
This is highly accurate but for some reason im the one getting fired and they be the one not doing shit at work and late on a daily and i show up to work and do shit on time
Dude, you could make a killing as a John Edwards “psychic” doing cold readings. I’m glad you chose an honest living with stand up comedian than fake psychic grifter
Indians in my opinion are the worst people to do business with. They think their at the bizarre and the way do negotiate price is to insult you with their cheapness .
For a person who work in hotel at front desk my Indian guest always come early before check in time and worse before checkout time and they would give excuses like they have been travelling for 12 hours and didn't sleep yet like it's my problem. Plan your travel people.
They're like what?!?
Its just as funny the second and third time I watched the end
Says the grown man wearing a backwards baseball hat like he's nine years old.
You started early
Never late for remote work but always late for onsite work
This dude is awesome ❤
Everyone in America is always late.
I really hate him
Even Filipinos have an equivalent phrase for being stood up. "Inindiyan".
Imagine walking into a room and THE guy in the room points to you and goes “WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU!”
Ha ha so hilarious
Gonna report it
Racist jokes are comedy now days
This indian guy is singlehandedly uniting eveyone to be racist to indians and i love it
Filipino time is also real.
Seriously, Indians in america have good roads and less traffic. They can reach on time.
In india, there's always traffic because of bad roads, toll roads, etc etc.. that's why most indians never reach on time..
My sister is hard of hearing so we ran on Deaf time. You're never on time for anything when you say goodbye for two hours.
There is something so arrogant about this comedian.
We call it IST.
True.
I am the Indian himself. No one has ever seen me.
As he has said before, "I am the best racist on earth!"
Those guys walked themselves into a joke about themselves!!!
The white couple were so excited
When i have people over for dinner i tell my Indian friends an earlier time so we can eat when the food is ready. Never fails
those Indians were paid actors
Bengalis are like that too.
Natural selection.
nice script idiot 🙂
I mean it would have been ovbious the vip seats were empty
Hilarious…
I usually don't like comedians because I find most of them unfunny, but this guy always makes me laugh. He has such a great personality.
Stereotyping All Indians
He’s slowly making me rethink my fave top 3. Richard Jeni might be bumped out soon.
Thats why Indians give a timeframe on when theyll reach. For eg. "Ill be there by 10-10.30" and will show up at 11.
Black and Indian people are always late. But Latinx are just as bad and Persians (so they tell me) are even worse.
Can't stand people who are always late and don't respect other peoples time!
Bro was really close to racism until the end XD
Being an Indian that loves being punctual makes it hard. Especially my wife and my sister in law side are always late. I have to get to hospital by 7am and my wife wakes up on 9 and wants to have breakfast together. So I have to complete my rounds get to breakfast at 9 and be back by 9:30 for main rounds. It's so annoying to keep telling her to be respectful of time.
I would never show up an hour late to a comedy show. I'd be too embarrassed.
I no more understand this shit now, paying to get disrespected, WOW!
Best racist ever!!!
In India, if you have a date at 10 am and if you make it by 11 am, you're fu*king early by 1 hour!
He COOKED!!!!
I mean alot of you crowd is Indian probably not a stretch that they would be Indian if it's 75 percent Indian also theu could of had people sit there for the punch line
Plus the way they make the office smell at lunch
I didn’t like your style of comedy at first man, but just like an album, I had to give it a second and third listen.
LMAO, I didn't realize this was a "cultural" thing with Indians. We had Indians from our company in town for a new project and they were EXTREMELY late every day. The excuse was different every day. One of the program engineers got annoyed with their lateness every day and was happy when they were done so work could get back to normal.
This is highly accurate but for some reason im the one getting fired and they be the one not doing shit at work and late on a daily and i show up to work and do shit on time
Imagine if Indians and Filipinos arranged some sort of meeting. Oh boy
The audacity to just claim the seats and try to justify why it was ok to do whatever you wanted lol
Dude, you could make a killing as a John Edwards “psychic” doing cold readings. I’m glad you chose an honest living with stand up comedian than fake psychic grifter
India's or Hindus
The only reason Aakash is on time is the money. Blaming all Indians as late is plain stupid.
An hour late to a comedy show is crazy
Fucking Indian people. Terrible BO, dirty, and entitled.
The dude grabbing is mouth lining the mustache like “what’s about to happen” moment
It’s also how your truck drivers drive buddy. LOL
Indians in my opinion are the worst people to do business with. They think their at the bizarre and the way do negotiate price is to insult you with their cheapness .
My ass is early or on time
For a person who work in hotel at front desk my Indian guest always come early before check in time and worse before checkout time and they would give excuses like they have been travelling for 12 hours and didn't sleep yet like it's my problem. Plan your travel people.
I have not had a single good experience with indians…not one
An Indian is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.